Actually this was something weird I did while stoned on acid. I married my second husband, who I had only seen maybe 3-4 times in a period of 4 weeks. I was tending bar at Charlie's Broiler in Portland, Oregon and was higher than a fucking kite. I was behind the bar simply agog with the wonders of foam coming from the beer tap. Beer is running all over the place and I'll giggling and asking customers 'isn't this just amazing? Foam...foam is SOOO cool...' Bill(husband to be) said 'if you think that's amazing you should feel these Vietnamese bills.' (he was sailor on victory ships going to and from Vietnam (1968) I thought those were pretty fucking amazing too. One thing leads to the other and he said 'you want to get married?' I thought for a second...sure...why not.'. So we flew to Reno, Nevada and got married. The next morning when I sorta landed and woke up in bed with some dude I didn't remember and freaked the fuck out, I realized I may have really made life just a tad interesting for me. The best part is we're downstairs in the casino and I couldn't remember what he looked like and was going up to strange men and asking them if we got married the night before..
remind me to tell you about our divorce. oh, and the honeymoon.
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OMG you're hilarious. I was Married to my 2nd Ex for 7 Months... and the 1st Ex I didn't bother to Marry but had a Kiddo by each... and I wasn't even fucking High... but... you Win hands down, I can't wait to hear about the Honeymoon and Divorce now...
A match made in heaven!
And young people today think we boomers led boring lives.
Ah, the Acid Queen. I remember those days in a purple hazy sort of way. Portland was (sometimes) quite a scene back then...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPLxDWQuKKE
Ahhhh - the 60's!
well, not exactly.
I led a very adventurous life..
nothing boring about our lives ...huh Nan?
oh the fabulous miss Tina..I used to rock Porland..worked at all the great night clubs and partied hard..sigh*...acid..my favorite drug...
One of the reasons I never partaked in drugs. Sober decisions are usually terrible enough
Somewhere out there in west by goddess texas, out on the dusty windy plains, my yellowdoggranny lives.
Is it near Amarillo? Is it near Lubbock? I don't know!
West texas by goddess is a big place!
But i know she writes every week with jokes and memes and true stories. I love hearing from yellowdoggranny.
Super blog
Read my new post
yeah, but it was fun at the time.
that was so so sweet I read it to Abby and she said you have good taste...and...???? it's not west as it south east north west..its West,Texas or as we say here..west comma texas. Which is actually in central texas..17 miles from waco.and yellowdog loves ya ...
Your last lines about trying to find your new husband the next morning had me laughing so hard I couldn't stop.
It been ages since I did acid.
Coffee is on and stay safe
I thought it was funny too...now new husband Bill didn't think it was funny.
I'd still do it today if I didn't have a brain tumor..ha...
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